Dear Abby,

What would us Gals have done without “Dear Abby”.  She talked about things that we would never ask our Mothers.

What do you do about a cheating husband?  (No matter if you were single….you still needed to know what to do)

What about the neighbor that lets his dog poop on your lawn? (Put the poop in a paper bag, put it on the owner’s porch)

What do you say to the nosy lady who listens to your phone calls on the party line?  (If you don’t know what a party line is, then you probably don’t know who Dear Abby is)

What can I do about my Husband’s Uncle George that gets drunk at every family get together and grabs your ass?  (Put water in the vodka bottle at the next party)

And so on, and so on.  We learned everything we needed to know from Dear Abby.

R.I.P.

 

 

5 Responses

  1. Dear Twin, this is scary. because I inquired after the death of Dear Abby who the new Dear Abby would be. I thought I was a suitable choice. However, the original Dear Abby retired a LONG time ago and her daughter has been writing the column for years. I think you and I should start a column together. Questions, anyone? The name of our site could be: Dear Twins, I LIKE it.

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