Tootsie is at the groomer today. When I dropped her off I was hit with a list of “special extras” that were available. A blueberry/vanilla facial that brightens the colors on her face…$5.00. A special de-shedding shampoo treatment…$8.00. Brushing her teeth…$5.00. I told the Gal that I just wanted her to be bathed and trimmed and nails clipped. She looked at me like I was a mean Mom. Groomer fee for all of that shit…$48.00…I’m getting a haircut tomorrow…my Groomers fee…$23.00. But Tootsie will look better.