- I colored my hair today….I wish I hadn’t
I have been coloring my own hair for over 30 years. My hair has been blonde, very blonde, auburn, strawberry blonde, copper red, and once a sort of apricot color…I have had some disasters. No biggie. Tonight I went to Walgreen’s at like 10:30 p.m. I just had the urge to play beauty shop. I bought the “newest” color I have been using lately. Loreal Natural Blonde, perfect for the summer. So I go home, put the junk on my head, it smells awful, Joe-Man complains, cat won’t come upstairs because of the stench. Thirty minutes later I go to wash off the junk and I knew something was wrong…my hair doesn’t look right…I jump in the shower and rinse out the crap. I exit the shower a new woman….a “Chesnut Brown wow do my eyes look green” woman!”
I grabbed the box…it says Natural Blonde #9. I looked at the bottle of color…it says #5 chestnut Brown. Oh Shit now what am I gonna do this damn box of color disaster that cost $8.99 will end up costing me a fortune to fix and boy oh boy I am calling the Loreal 800-oh-crap number tomorrow morning and they probably will just say “Whoops sorry” and send me a coupon for a free box. AAAARRRGGGHHH.
The Joe-Man hasn’t seen me yet. He will have a heart attack when he rolls over to snuggle when the alarm goes off in the morning.
I’m going to bed.