Friday night being the romantic couple we are, the Joe-Man and I went to bed early. We got in bed with our favorite toys…..our laptops!!!! We are so nerdy. While we were engrossed in our emails I decided I wanted another pillow. The “fancy” pillows from our bed were on the floor about three feet from our bed. I was too lazy to get up so I just leaned over the side of the bed thinking I could reach it…no problem right? Our bed is very high and it’s a pain in the
ass butt to get off and on. Once I’m in bed, I stay in. So, as I’m reaching for the pillow I keep stretching a little more….one more inch should do it…and then I slide off the bed and fell right on my face. I really thought I broke my nose or all my teeth because I was really bleeding. After Joe realized I wasn’t dead he couldn’t stop laughing. (Why do men always think that this kind of stuff is funny?)
Two days later my face is killing me…(I know, it’s killing you too) and I look absolutely beautiful. I expect my face to turn a different color everyday, but here is a picture of what I look like today. Don’t laugh. Please. It really hurts.
My nose is swollen, I have bruises starting under my eyes, and that lip!! Oh it hurts! I can’t believe I am sharing this, but I know my brothers will really enjoy it!